For the last few years Mel has kept a diary, out of which I happily take the mickey, due to a disproportionate amount of entries along the lines of "Nice day, walked dogs, had a lovely sleep"....

This page is her chance to disprove my theory that she has become a Surrey Yummy Mummy (lunches, gym sessions, horse riding etc)   

You'll notice there is nothing to disprove this theory in the last 3 years...